The adventures of Isaac Newton

Welcome to the story! You are trapped underground in your basement in your house with a red button next to you saying "Big Friendly Button". You notice to your left a ladder up to a trapdoor. Do you [[hit the button]], or try to [[go up the ladder]]? (set:$battleaxe to "false") <img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54750138053_a417175523_w.jpg"/>

As you hit the button you see streaks of different colours, and everything disappears, except for those streaks, but they move around as they please. A large noise fills your ears, and you try to block it but you cannot. You realise that it is the Doctor Who theme tune of 1967, and laugh. You then see everything go blurry, and you [[pass out]].

You go up the ladder. When you get to the top, you try with all of your might to open it, but cannot. As you give up and start the journey down, you notice a lever next to the trapdoor. Do you [[go down and hit the button|hit the button]], or do you [[pull the lever]]?

As you pull the lever, you see that it opens. However, you also see seven orks coming from outside, and are armed with battle axes. Do you [[jump down]] or do you [[fight them]].

You jump off the ladder, very foolishly, and fall onto your head. You then lose some of your memory of the last five minutes, but remember that you have to get to the button. You cannot walk, so you crawl to the button, as the orks get down safely. You [[hit the button]] .

You raise your arm, and strike on one of the orks with your bare hands. Luckily for you, you did boxing when you were twelve, and so you knew how to finish him. And, by chance, he was the weakest ork ever born, so you easily killed him and gained his battle axe. However, all of the rest of them were very strong, and have cornered you with the button. Do you [[hit it|hit the button]], or do you try to [[fight them again]]? (set: $battleaxe to "true")

You try the same against another ork, however, he blocks your hit, and takes your arm. He then uses his strength from his hometown of Orkchester, and rips your arm off. You struggle to the button, but another ork, this one from Orkpool, rips your head off. You then die a gruesome death. If you want to try again, refresh your tab. (P.s. Make better choices)

As you wake up you see that you are under a tree. And then the scen changes to a parliament. There are many species here, orks, zombies, Daleks, the lot. You tremble as a red Dalek moves forward, and booms to you, "YOU WERE NOT THE REQUIRED SOLDIER FOR THE MISSION. OH WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO USE YOU ANYWAY." You then reply with, "What mission? Also do I have a say in this?" The Dalek says, "YOU DO HAVE A SAY IN IT. EITHER, YOU DO THE MISSION, YOU DO THE CLEANING, OR YOU DIE. PICK ONE!" So, what do you do? [[The mission]], [[The cleaning]], or would you rather to [[die]]?

"YOU HAVE DECIDED TO HELP US THEN" the red Dalek bellowed. "What you have to do is become Isaac Newton and stop someone from stealing his identity and work. Goodbye, and good luck!" "Wait!" you yell. "Do I not get any recources to help me?" "Sure here's a battle axe. " (if:$battleaxe is "true")["I already have one though!" You say. "Oh. Then you don't need one then."] (else:)[Some guy comes out of nowhere with an axe which he throws at you. You try to catch it, but fail dramatically. You try to lift the axe, but it is heavy. You try to lift it again, and it almost feels like it was made for you. (set:$battleaxe to "true")] You then feel dizzy, and [[pass out again]] .

You enter the first room to clean, and you see a stable of interesting horses, and the rest of the dirty room. Would you like to [[Carry on cleaning]], or [[continue to the mission|The mission]]? The offer of [[death|die]] is still valid, by the way.

"I would like to die!" you exclaim, with for some reason, a grin on your face. "EXTERMINATE" screams the whole crowd, including the orks, by the way. You then die with a grin on your face. At least you died happily. (Refresh the tab to make better life choices)

You carry on cleaning. After a few hours, you realise that you will almost certainly will never finish this. However, you notice in the corner of the room a painting with a picture of an ork with a crown sitting on a green throne. You are intrigued, so slightly touch the painting, and it comes crashing down. You see a gap where the painting was. Do you go [[through the painting]], or do you [[carry on]]?

After a few more hours, you decide you've had enough. Do you [[live through it]] or do you [[do the mission|The mission]]? Oh, I forgot about the offer of [[death|die]]. Sure, still valid.

You go through the painting. It is dark and eerie. But a bit like your living room, so you manage it. Soon, you see in a small dot of light coming from far away. This means that you finally have something to be happy about. So you [[walk for a long time]].

As you try to live through it, you die of starvation, and illness due to you drinking the cleaning water due to thirst. THE END.

5 hours later... You finally get to the light! It's coming from a door. Do you [[open the door]], or do you [[skip it]] and carry on?

When you open the door, the light almost blinds you. As your eyes recover, you see the button again. Do you [[Click it]] or do you [[leave the room|skip it]]?

Later, you see something in the distance. It's a Dalek. (if:$battleaxe is "true")[You remember your battle axe from earlier, and take it from your pocket. You then kill the dalek. There is a wall there though, so you go [[go back to the door from earlier|open the door]].] (else:)[As you try to run, you hear the boom you have heard many times in Doctor Who. "EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!" THE END. ]

You wake up on your bed. You are at home now! You have escaped the Daleks! THE END

You wake up as an apple falls from above. You forget everthing about your previous life, even Doctor Who! (I know right, even Doctor Who!) You then think Isaac Newton thoughts and [[write a thesis about gravity]]and stuff like that.

A few years later: As you finish your notes and proofs, you are ready to publish your research. But as you finish, someone hits you on the head and knocks you [[unconscious. ]]

In your dream, you are in a basement, and you hit a button. That's all you remember. But then a Dalek comes out of nowhere and tells you that you must do whatever you can to get the thesis back. It then [[shoots you]].

You wake up and see a note. You read it and it says: "To get it back, you must complete a series of trials." [[Go to the trials]]?

You are at the trials. After each trial you will get a key. The special door only unlocks with 5 keys for each trial. When I say trials, I mean the trials of stuff that you have to do to survive. You have 3 health points. After the 3 quests there is a boss level. Start the [[first quest]]. (set:$hp to 3) (set:$key1 to "false") (set:$key2 to "false") (set:$key3 to "false")

The first quest is to destroy a handful of zombies. One comes towards you. Do you [[hit it with your fists]], or [[axe]]?

The zombie blocks, and punches you. You lose 1 hp. You then throw your axe, and it kills them all. You have completed your first quest. [[Second Quest]] (set:$key1 to "true") (set:$hp to $hp-1)

You throw your axe, and it destroys all of them. You don't even lose any health! [[Second Quest]] (set: $key1 to "true")

The second trial is to collect the second key, which is located in a golden trophy on top of a noughts and crosses table. As you reach for the trophy, a hole in the ground appears, which you quickly dodge. From out of nowhere, a large green snake appears. As it lunges at you, do you hit it with your axe at its [[head]], or [[heart]]? <img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54749089222_a6ab94ee96_n.jpg"/>

It lands between the eyes, cutting through to the brain, stopping the brain from ever working again. Time for the final quest before the boss. You have $hp hp left. [[Third quest]] (set: $key2 to "true")

You strike at the heart, but it bounces off the skin, and the axe hits you, dealing you two damage. (set:$hp to $hp-2) (if:$hp <= 0)[(go-to:"Death")] (else:)[You then take the axe, and throw it at the head of the creature, and kill it. To the final trial before the boss! [[Third quest]]] (set: $key2 to ("true")

You died. At least you died as a martyr for the cause of getting Isaac Newton's stuff back. THE END P.s. To make better life choices, refresh the tab. <img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54750169168_965b814577_m.jpg"/>

The third quest is on a chess board. You are a pawn. Your objective is to promote yourself, before it becomes checkmate. Your team is white, so you don't win if you promote and then get checkmated. You are on A2. Do you [[move first]], or do you move the pawn on [[e2-e4]]?

After many moves from both sides, you have one more square until promotion, and it is your turn. However, you notice that the black queen is one move away from checkmate. But if you don't promote and stop checkmate, the other rook will take your queen, consequenting in -1hp. Do you [[promote]], or do you [[protect checkmate]]?

You easily get your pawn to the end. Time for the [[Boss]] (set: $key3 to "true")

You promote. What do you promote into, [[Queen]], [[bishop]], [[rook]], or [[knight]]?

You protect, they cannot checkmate anymore. Howeve, you lose your queen. (set:$hp to $hp-1) (if:$hp<=0)(go-to:"Death") [[Boss]]

You promote, and they play their attack. But because you can play diagonal, it is not checkmate! You collect the final key! [[Boss]] (set $key3 to "true")

You promote, and they play their attack. But because you can play diagonal, it is not checkmate! You collect the final key! [[Boss]] (set: $key3 to "true")

You are promoted and then checkmated. (set:$hp to $hp-2) (if:$hp<=0)(go-to:"Death") (else:)[You get the key, but you are on one health left. But still, just the boss level left![[Boss]]]

You have all three keys, as you can see in your inventory. This opens the door to the Boss level. Well done for reaching here. You have been refreshed to 3 lives. You still have your battle-axe. You are trying to get your book of proofs for Isaac Newtons physics. Time to start the [[Boss Level]]. By the way, the offer of death is not still applicable. Ha ha!!! (set:$hp to 3)

You enter the Boss level. It is a kitchen. There are three pots in front of you. Which one do you choose, the one labelled [[1]], [[2]], or [[3]]?

You open 1, and you see a card in it. On the back it says, "DOMINION" in big letters. On the front it says Witch, with a picture of a witch. However, this picture moves. The witch moves its hands up towards you and you drop the card. It leaves the card and shoots a spell at you. Do you dodge [[left]], or [[right]]?

This one contains a grenade. You can use this against the boss. (set: $grenade to "true") Do you open [[1]] or [[3|3 the second]] next?

You find in here a glass shard. You can use this against the boss. (set:$glassshard to "true") Do you choose to go to [[1]] or [[2|2 the second]] next?

You find in here a glass shard. You can use this against the boss. (set:$glassshard to "true") To [[1]]?

This one contains a grenade. You can use this against the boss. (set: $grenade to "true") To [[1]]?

You dodge left, hitting yourself with force against the wall. You lose 1 hp. (set:$hp to $hp-1) [[Attack]]?

You successfully dodge. [[Attack]]?

You throw your battleaxe, wounding the witch. The witch shrivels up the ground. She casts at you one final spell, and you get hit. It hits you in the heart. You lose 1hp, and fall unconcious. [[ZZZ]]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ You finally wake up in a house on the floor. You get up and rub your eyes. You then see a large golden ratcage with two floors and a large letter R, and on the first you see your book. You open the cage and touch it. It disappears with the Doctor Who theme of 2005 this time. You see in it's place the same "Big Friendly Button" as the beginning of everything. You laugh. But you are wary. Do you [[click the button again]], or [[search the room]]? <img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54749969571_48b4cf105b_w.jpg"/>

You wake up on your bed with a note saying "you did your job well. Well done." You laugh.

You find nothing. To the [[button|click the button again]]